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[赛后贴]季后赛西部决赛首场，丹佛掘金队主场132-126战胜洛杉矶湖人队，大比分1-0领先。

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湖人（0-1）：戴维斯40分10板3助3断2帽，詹姆斯26分12板9助，里夫斯23分2板8助，拉塞尔8分3助，施罗德6分3板5助，八村塁17分，沃克6分2板。

掘金（1-0）：约基奇34分21板14助，戈登12分3板3助，穆雷31分5板5助3断，波普21分2板3助，波特15分10板，布朗16分4板，格林3分。

[–]00badluckroda 49 points 3 hours ago

Not gonna lie I’m hella confident after this almost come back. No fucking way Denver make all these crazy shots like they did for 3 more wins.

湖人球迷：不说胡话啊~今天险些逆转拿下比赛，看完我他娘的信心爆棚啊！掘金还想像今天这样靠神仙球再赢三场？绝壁不可能！！

[–]CAPTAIN_TITTY_BANG 87 points 3 hours ago

Damn. We almost stole one.

湖人球迷：哎可恶啊~~~我们差一点就把胜利偷到手了~~

[–]Kobedilllllyyy 11 points 3 hours ago

The had 17 more rebounds than us, they were making insane shots and straight up couldn’t miss for a while, and they couldn’t have had a better 1st quarter. All of this and it was still anyone’s game at the end.

IM NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY WORRIED.

LAKERS IN 6

湖人球迷：别慌~虽然掘金比我们多抢了17个篮板球，还换着姿势玩儿高难度投篮，一度闭着眼睛也能进球，第一节还予取予求！！！但是他们都打成这样了，到了最后时刻比赛依然很胶着！！综上所述，我一点都不为湖人担心，6场晋级，稳得很呢~~

[–]hoowuurd 35 points 4 hours ago

Lakers can’t really play worse and the Nuggets can’t really play better. Lakers in 5.

湖人球迷：可不是嘛~湖人打得不可能比今天更差了，掘金也不可能打得比今天更好了~因此，湖人5场晋级！！

[–]chrisumafp 35 points 3 hours ago

Bruh we shot 55/46/88

How da fuck is that our worse

湖人球迷：别别…大哥你先缓缓…湖人今天三项命中率可是55%/46%/88%啊…你他娘的管这叫“不能更差了”？？

[–]Thunderhomefree122 2145 points 4 hours ago

What a fucking game. Both teams shot about 55% from the field, and 47% from 3. So fun to watch

雷霆球迷：对啊！这比赛可牛逼啊！两支球队都投出55%的投篮命中率，以及47%的三分命中率，这也太好看了吧！

[–]8Sayomom 233 points 3 hours ago

Rui “the Joker stopper” needs to play more time. Dennis over DLo. DLo isn’t providing much of anything on either side. Comeback came when DLo was benched and didn’t have his awful play on court

湖人球迷： “约老师的软塁” 八村得打得更久点才行！然后把拉塞尔的上场时间匀一点给施罗德，他在攻防两端几乎没啥贡献啊！拉塞尔一坐板凳席，糟烂的表现就关闭了，反击的节奏又占领高地了~~

[–]Lakerscaptain_ahabb 149 points 4 hours ago

Moving AD off of Jokic unlocks the Lakers entire defensive scheme. I really don"t know if Rui can hold up on Jokic for an entire series though

湖人球迷：策略调整之后不让浓眉防约基奇，解放了湖人的整体防守~但是不知道整个系列赛都防约基奇的话，八村能不能扛下来~~~

[–]CarolinaKing704 69 points 3 hours ago

NO MORE 3 GUARD LINEUPS PLEASE AND THANKS!

湖人球迷：另外，可千万不要再搞啥三后卫阵容啦~~万分感谢~5555~~

[–]vj1096 1 point 3 hours ago

Flashbacks to the regular season

湖人球迷：是啊，今天就是常规赛处刑再来一遍~~~

[–]IntroductionWhich161 13 points 3 hours ago

I love lebron but fuckinggg HATE when he settles for late game pull up 3’s…especially these days. I know he’s gassed but why tf do we never find AD down the stretch?

湖人球迷：首先声明，我爱老詹！！但是！他老是在比赛最后时刻浪投三分，真他妈讨厌死了~~他这种不良嗜好最近尤为甚！！我理解他那个时候投三分是体力不行了，但是就不能把球给浓眉处理吗？为什么关键时刻就不找浓眉了啊！？

新闻链接>>>>>>可惜！比赛还剩46秒时湖人落后三分 詹姆斯抢投三分不中

[–]Pelicansmadamsquirrel7 1896 points 4 hours ago

Everyone knew Lebron was taking that 3

鹈鹕球迷：楼上的湖蜜别生气~其实地球人都知道老詹会投那个三分的~~

[–]NBAeddiehwang 366 points 4 hours ago

He just shouldn"t have. He can easily drive on Murray and get a 2 to cut it to 1, then if they can force a miss they"ll win the game.

球迷：知道归知道，老詹投那个三分就是他的不对了~他完全可以突穆雷拿2分，把比分追到差一分，接着如果他们再防下一个回合，就有机会赢啦~~

[–]Disastrous-One-414 139 points 3 hours ago

Also Murray had 5 fouls at that time right?

球迷：而且穆雷当时还5犯了，对吧？

[–]Sunssamurairocketshark 340 points 4 hours ago

LeFuckMeThree

太阳球迷：不说了，谁叫他是勒布朗-我就要投三分你来打我啊-詹姆斯呢…

[–]HawksBoth_Funny4896 6060 points 4 hours ago

this Jokic vs AD duel is absolutely ridiculous

老鹰球迷：约基奇和浓眉的对决，真是轰轰烈烈，要人老命啊~~

注：本场比赛浓眉40分10板3助3断2帽，约基奇34分21板14助。

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 2837 points 4 hours ago

AD"s look of amused bewilderment after Jokic"s 3rd Q circus shot perfectly sums up this game

球迷：第三节末约基奇投中那记神仙三分球之后，浓眉一脸懵逼苦笑，是这场比赛的完美缩影~~

新闻链接>>>>>>约基奇第三节末压哨三分？浓眉：我只能看着他笑 此外啥也做不了

[–]jackgap 857 points 4 hours ago

Jokic with an absolutely monster 34-21-14. Best center in the league…

球迷：约基奇砍下34分21篮板14助攻的野兽数据，他是联盟最强中锋！！

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 923 points 4 hours ago

76ers fans getting to watch the 2 best centers in the league

湖人球迷：对，76人球迷每天只能看联盟第二中锋打球~~~

[–]RaptorsToast2Carnage 448 points 4 hours ago

Embiid"s MVP will forever be considered a Pity Trophy. They really didn"t want Joker to 3peat lol

猛龙球迷：这下子大伙儿可都知道了啊~~恩比德拿的这个MVP是个“施舍款”，主要是因为大家真的不想让约基奇三连MVP啊，哈哈哈~~~

What the actual fuck is Jokic?

猛龙球迷：那么我有一个问题：约基奇到底是他妈的什么物质构成的？

[–]NuggetsLogyra 88 points 3 hours ago

Just a second team all NBA player

掘金球迷：害~~~区区二阵球员而已~~不要惊慌~

[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood 197 points 4 hours ago

INJECT SEVEN GAMES IN MY VEINS

公牛球迷：快啊~~来~往我的身体里注入这种比赛~~~我要7次~~~

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceWalrusInMySheets 93 points 3 hours ago

You’re built different. My body cannot handle 7 of this

湖人球迷：楼上的老哥~~你的身体斯国一啊~~就这种比赛~要7次~我可吃不消呢~~

[–]NuggetsBallsDicks 0 points 3 hours ago

As a Nuggets fan I feel like our time is running out rather quickly given the last few years

掘金球迷：作为掘金球迷，最近几年我感觉自己的血条下得有点快~~

[–]LakersBRONJAME 310 points 4 hours ago

this series is gonna kill me

湖人球迷：这个系列赛看完，我的大限基本也到了~~

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